Friday, November 28, 2008

Welcome to Friday Funnies, hosted by Kim at Homesteader's Heart. My funny for today is below...click the button above to join in on the fun.
Ed's Missing!
Ed was in trouble! He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, "AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him

8 comments:

BigDadGib said...

lol...
poor Ed...

Have a good weekend..
CBO Gib

He And Me + 3 said...

That is hysterical.

Jennifer said...

Ahhhhh....that was a great one! I'm still laughing. Read it to hubby and told him that he hadn't even better think about it. LOL!

Have a blessed weekend!

Homesteader in Training said...

LOL! Poor Ed!
Thanks for sharing my friend.
Hugs.
Kim

Melinda said...

Giggle...nice one.

Please stop by Shore's End when you have time, for an important announcement! : )

momstheword said...

You had me laughing outloud at this! Hehehehe!

Denise said...

lol, funny my friend.

Shabby Olde Potting Shed said...

heheahooaaooa
That is a cute one!
Thank you so much Laurie Ann for my text message!!
YOU ARE THE BEST!
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!
L